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Ellsworth Events
Tuesday Sep. 7
Ellsworth-Kanopolis-Geneseo School District
7:00 PM

Performing Arts Center at Ellsworth High School
Representative from TMHC Services will present a program on random drug testing. Public invited.


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Puns
Tuesday
January 05, 2010


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Calendar
JOYCE KRAUS
Wednesday January 20, 2010

Welcome back to Waz-Up-In-Wilson! The purpose of this blog is to highlight activities in our community.  This could include celebrating exciting events; sharing who visited who; listing community events; and general information about "Waz-up-in-Wilson!"  Remember, you need to let me know what you would like included in this space!  Please call 658-2328 or email jkraus@wtciweb.com with your information.

Going on now and continuing....
Girl Scout Cookie Sales Taking orders till January 31st.  Order from any G.S. or call 658-3481 or 658-5142.  The bank has samples!
Wilson School Activity Calendars for sale at Wilson State Bank. Offered by the Booster Club
File for City Council Position Deadline to file is noon Monday, January 25th at City Hall or Ellsworth Courthouse. 3 positions are up for re-election.
Food Pantry Donations Accepting donations at Wilson State Bank, Wilson Family Foods, and other Wilson businesses.
Lang Memorial Library Winter Hours Mon & Wed 2:30-8:00pm; Wed 10:00am–1:00pm; Thru & Fri 2:30-5:30pm; Sat 10:00am-Noon

Thursday, January 21st
WJHS Basketball Lincoln plays here starting at 5:00pm

Friday, January 22nd
WHS Basketball TTL Tournament at Lincoln. Wilson plays Sylvan Unified at 8:30pm.

Monday, January 25th
WJHS Basketball TTL Tournament here, call 658-3555 for times

Tuesday, January 26th
WHS Basketball at St. John's Beloit, 4:15pm

Friday, January 29th
WHS Basketball here vs. Lucas-Luray, 6:00pm

Saturday, January 30th
WJHS Basketball TTL Tournament here, call 658-3555 for times

Tuesday, February 2nd
Wilson Chamber of Commerce Meeting 5:30pm, City Hall, Czech Festival plans. Everyone Welcome!
WHS Basketball at Tescott, 6:00pm

Friday, February 5th
WHS Basketball here vs. Natoma Senior Night 6:00pm

Sunday, February 7th
BINGO 2:00-4:00pm, Wilson Senior Center, 511 25th St. Sponsored by C of C. Includes a game of Progressive Bingo. Free popcorn. Refreshments available.

Monday, February 8th
Wilson Community Blood Drive 3:00-7:00pm, Catholic Church, 2807 Ave D. The need is constant. The gratification is instant. Give blood. 1-800-GIVE-LIFE (448-3543)for appointment. Walk-ins welcome. Refreshments.

Tuesday, February 9th
WHS Basketball at Sylvan Grove, 4:00pm




Puns
JOYCE KRAUS
Tuesday January 05, 2010

Tonight while I was organizing my Saved Documents on the computer, I ran across this list of puns I'd like to share with you.  Who thinks this stuff up?  I got a few chuckles out of them.  See if you do....


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

The optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself. [That's a story that lens itself.]

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

His parents thought he was a budding genius, but he turned out to be a blooming idiot.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done


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